Hi everyone, my name is: Wakana Shimamura

I'm very good at doing absolutely nothing.

I program in C++++++++.

Other programming languages also exist. I see no reason to use them.

I can make something for you on request.

But it's better to just send me money.

This will allow us to:

• not write code;
• not create technical debt;
• not create bugs;
• not do code reviews;
• not do Scrum;
• not do retrospectives;
• not do a retrospective about why we had a retrospective.

This way, we all save time.

I write code using the best methodology: GDD ✅

The methodology is based on one simple principle:

Minimum acceptable code quality.

Working         ████████████████████ 0%
Sleeping        ████████████████████ 100%
Writing code    ████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ maybe
Looking at IDE  ████████████████████ 100%
Receiving money ████████████████████ hopefully

If you want to:

• get a donation wallet;
• order something;
• offer me a job;
• just talk — better send me money.

Contact me by email:

wakanashimamura@proton.me

• Status: open for donations
• Availability: currently unavailable
• Motivation: financial
• Architecture: GDD
• Code quality: minimum acceptable
• Future: planning to start learning programming someday, maybe tomorrow