Keyboard Driver files for windows so it doesn't suck ass and the FN row actually works like intended. Pulled from MacPro7,1 ESD Product Version 061-51424 Posted 03/18/2020 (Latest ESD at the time of posting)
Includes Mouse/Trackpad drivers for the good people as well.
Thanks to
-@noumi1 (making an updated list with posted dates, https://gist.github.com/nuomi1/16133b89c2b38b7eb197) -@timsutton (for brigadier, https://github.com/timsutton/brigadier)